18 Horror Movies People Believe They Could 100% Live Through With No Problems

"The characters pissed me off the whole time. First of all, DON'T SPLIT UP. Also, TURN ON THE LIGHTS. Then grab the guns, camp out in the middle of the house, and wait for the killers to either leave or come for you, THEN blow their brains out."

—sjl1021

"Just...don't go back to the bitch's house???"

—yaggib

"Those things are six inches tall! All you need is a golf club or hockey stick, and one of those LED headlamps that last 1,000 hours..."

—NeroJoe

"Maybe not easily, but if I were in this universe, I'd just live next to that waterfall."

—ChillyFireball

"Those idiots decided to investigate someone quite obviously shoving a dead body into a basement, in the middle of nowhere, without calling the police or letting anyone know where they are? Just...don't do that."

—SalaciousSeafoodSlut

"It's a slow-moving blob that has to touch you to absorb you. You know where I'm not? Anywhere within 100 miles of wherever this thing is, in my car, and gone. Military? Do your thing. Once you drop it off deep in the Atlantic, let me know, I'm sure there'll be new job openings when I come back home."

—Dunehound

"'Well, those are some well-prepared young ladies who look to be off spelunking!' I say to myself as I drive by them. Blink and you miss me!"

—BartenderOU812

"'We’re filming WHERE? Looking for WHAT? Oh OK, I’m not going to that.'"

—BinaryBlasphemy

"Stay on land, problem solved."

—MrRipShitUp

"This one's easy, I never get invited to anything!"

—cointelpro_shrill

"I’m pretty sure I could out-run Michael Myers. Do I get to hear the music? That would increase my survival rate 100%."

—kellywithayy

"Joke's on you because my parents never let me go to camp!"

—Mars_Arbiter

"It's Texas...I'd just find someone with a gun OR a gun store and arm myself immediately."

—cryptidhunter101

"I can't read hieroglyphics, so I'd look at the 'Book of the Dead,' be like, 'Oh neat, a book!' and walk away. Thus, Imhotep would stay dead."

—The_Late_Arthur_Dent

"I'm not a child, and knowing that something would grow more powerful the more I fear it would probably cause some sort of reaction where I stop fearing it out of spite."

—The_Rhine

"I don't make it a habit of robbing blind people, so..."

—Godtaku

"He’s a doll...Just put him in a box and ship him to Australia."

—jendestiny114

"I think almost everyone could survive this because 99.9% of people would just stay home — because they'd want to live — and most people don't actually want to kill people."

—improbable_humanoid